Cornholio

From Beavis and Butt-Head

The Great Cornholio is the Alter-ego of Beavis in the animated show Beavis and Butt-Head. When beavis consumes large quantities of sugar, and other stimulants, he will begin to exhibit symptoms of convulsions, and gazing crosseyed at his own fist. When a spanish sounding word is spoken or mentioned, Beavis undergoes what appears to be a total personality change, and transforms into Cornholio.

• (Cornholio looking at a picture of Nixon) ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
• (Stewardess mentions chicken piccata) Cornholio: "Piccata? Titicaca! I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED PICCATA FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"

Stewardess: "Sir, You'll have to wait a minute."

Cornholio: "ARE YOU ATTACKING ME? YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUNGHOLE!"

• Cornholio: "IN THIS LOBBY, WILL THERE BE TP? FOR MY BUNGHOLE?"
• Cornholio: "Have you seen my Bunghole? My people; we are without Bungholes..."
• Cornholio: "Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio."
• Cornholio: "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! Would you like to see my portfolio? I have a portfolio in my bunghole, with my óleo!"