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Cow Tipping
Season 4, Episode 63
Cow Tipping
Air date March 15, 1994
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Cow Tipping is the 2nd episode in Season 4 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the overall 63rd episode.

PlotEdit

Beavis and Butt-head attempt cow tipping, but instead Beavis ends up getting squashed by a cow and nearly killed by a crazy farmer.

GalleryEdit

TriviaEdit

  • This is first appearance of the mysterious crazy farmer.
  • During the beginning of this episode, a police car alarm can be heard.
  • Fans thought that this episode was non-canon, due to hints that the Farmer attempts to kill Beavis. However, in Beavis And Butthead Are Dead (Series Finale) one of the flashbacks have shown a scene of this episode, raising possibility that this episode is indeed canon, but how Beavis is alive is not explained(possibly taken to the Hospital).
  • This episode aired after Viacom takes control of Paramount Pictures.

TranscriptEdit

[Beavis and Butt-Head are watching an advertisement for milk on TV.]

Actor: Carrie Robertson's a milk drinker. She gots a lot of attention. [Shot of her sitting under a tree.] From me, she's gets total attention.

Beavis: She's hot!

Butt-Head: [He looks down to see he has an erection.] I think I'm "at attention". [He starts to laugh.]

Actor: Carrie Robertson's got a restraining order against me, but I'm drinking milk. So I know some day, she'll come back.

Beavis: I hate milk!

Butt-Head: Milk sucks!

[The scene cuts to a woman milking a cow. Beavis and Butt-Head are staring in awe as the commercial ends.]

Narrator: Milk: It's not bad! Brought to you by your local dairy association.

Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis. I heard that if you, like, tip a cow over when it's sleeping, cool stuff happens.

Beavis: Oh, yeah! Umm, like what?

Butt-Head: Uhh, it falls over.

Beavis: Cool! We're there, dude! [They start doing air guitar to the theme of "Green Acres".]

[Later that night, they go to a local ranch outside of Highland. A sign reads "HORSE RANCH, NO TRESPASSING. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED."]

Butt-Head: [He tries to read the sign.] Uhh... Hors... Whores! Uhh... Prosti- Prostitutes?! Hey, Beavis! They have whores and prostitutes here!

Beavis: Cool! Maybe after we get done tipping the cows over, we should, like, go look at them and stuff.

Butt-Head: You don't just look at them, ass-munch! You, like, look at them naked.

[The two climb through the fence and go look for cows. They come across a horse eating hay.]

Butt-Head: There's one.

Beavis: TIP! TIP! TIP!! TIP!! FALL OVER!!!

Butt-Head: Settle down, Beavis! You're having a cow. [They walk over to the horse and get behind it.] Hey, Beavis. Pull it's tail.

Beavis: No way!

Butt-Head: Maybe milk will come out of its butt.

Beavis: Yeah, chocolate milk!

Butt-Head: Yeah! [They start to laugh and pull it's tail. The horse kicks the two between their legs and send them flying into a pile of horse poop.] Ow! That sucked!

[Later on, Beavis and Butt-Head continue looking for cows to tip.]

Beavis: Getting kicked in the nads by that cow sucked!

Butt-Head: I don't think that was a cow, dude. I think that was, like, a deer.

Beavis: How do you know?

Butt-Head: It didn't have those fingers.

Beavis: What fingers?

Butt-Head: You know, those fingers by the cow's butt that you squeeze to get, like, milk and stuff.

Beavis: Oh yeah! Hey, Butt-Head. Squeeze my finger.

Butt-Head: Which one, Beavis? The finger by your butt?

Beavis: Yeah, pull that one!

Butt-Head: [Starts singing.] Old McDonald had a farm, E... uhh, I, uhh... Z... Is there, like, a Q in there?

Beavis: Yeah. [Sings as well] E - I - Q, uhh, Z... M!

[Soon enough, they finally find a cow. They stare at its udder and start laughing.]

Beavis: This one's ok.

Butt-Head: Ok, Beavis. You get down behind him, and I'll push him over you. This is gonna be cool. [Beavis gets behind the cow.] Ready, dude?

Beavis: Yeah! Go for it! [Butt-Head runs and pushes the cow on top of Beavis, Beavis screams in pain as the cow falls on him.] GET IT OFF ME, BUTT-HEAD!! COME ON, HELP!!

Butt-Head: [He start laughing.] You're touching it's butt!

Beavis: COME ON, BUTT-HEAD!! GET IT OFF ME!!

Butt-Head: Get off him, ass-wipe! [He starts kicking the cow, unknown that the farmer is watching them from behind.]

Farmer: Uhh, what are you boys doing with my cow?!

Butt-Head: Uhh, your cow's, like, broken, sir.

Beavis: COME ON, BUTT-HEAD!! GET IT OFF!! I GOTTA PEE, COME ON!! GET IT OFF ME!!

Farmer: Well, the poor dumb creature was born and bred for slaughter. So I's reckon there ain't no harm done in accelerating it's departure from God's earth. Let me get my chainsaw.

Butt-Head: This is gonna be cool!

Farmer: Oh yeah! [He starts laughing as he goes to get his chainsaw.] Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. [He fires up the chainsaw.] Better stand aside, boy! This liable to get messy! [He begins to lower the chainsaw towards Beavis' head.]

Beavis: AHHH!!! NOT ME!!! THE COW!!!

[The scene fades to black, with the sound of the farmer laughing still being heard.]

SourcesEdit



Episodes vte
Pilot Frog Baseball · Peace, Love & Understanding
Season 1 Give Blood · Door To Door · Sign Here · Balloon
Season 2 Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At The Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes'R'Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be
Season 3 Comedians · Carwash · Couch Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods ·Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Citizen Butt-Head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time
Season 4 Most Wanted · Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5 Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6 Bungholio: The Lord of Harvest (Butt-O-Ween) · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh Huh Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7 Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead
Season 8 Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down
See also: Episode List

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