Season 7, Episode 9
Cyber-Butt (1)
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Cyber-Butt is the 10th episode of the 7th season and overall 170th episode of Beavis and Butt-head.



Beavis, Stewart, and Butt-head.

At the Highland High School Library, Mr. Van Driessen teaches students about computer safety, and avoiding inappropriate sites such as pornography, and Beavis and Butt-head misunderstand and therefore constantly talking to Stewart constantly to get him on the computer for pornographic images of women, and they came across a photo that is forbidden by law. When the school librarian saw them looking at the images, she faints, and leads Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to detention.



Mr. Van Driessen: And this, class, is the computer that will act as Highland High School gateway to the information super highway. Now, I know that all of you will use this responsibly. But the school board as worried the some with you we'll be tempted to access adult services. Some of which do contain pornographic images.

Butt-Head: Whoa.

Mr. Van Driessen: That's why the faculty will be taking strict measures against anyone who abuses the computer. okay. Any questions?

Butt-Head: Uh... so uh... how do we get porn?

Mr. Van Driessen: Very funny Butt-Head. Okay, there aren't any questions he'll back to class, okay.

Butt-Head: Whoa. Free porn.

Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. How do we get it.

Stewart: Yeah, yeah, yeah sure you can install it but I like to see download anything else with only four megs of RAM.

Butt-Head: Welcome to the future. here's your free porn.

Beavis: Yeah.

Butt-Head: Uh, hey Stewart, we need a get us some with that free porn.

Stewart: No way guys. You heard Mr. Van Driessen. We'll get in big trouble.

Butt-Head: No we won't.

Beavis: Yeah. Porn is good for you. Did you know that?

Stewart: Come on, guys.

Butt-Head: Uh... get us some porn.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, let's check it out. Come on. Butthole.

Stewart: Guys, can't we just hang out?

Butt-Head: Uh, no. Uh, then we promised us. Uh, a really long time ago, then you were gonna get us some porn.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah you promise.

Stewart: Guys?

Butt-Head: Come on, Stewart, everybody does that.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah we'll be fine.

Butt-Head: Come on, Stewart, get us some porn.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah come on, get us some porn. Here we go. Porno, porno, porno, porno.

Stewart: Please leave me alone.

Beavis: Porn, porn, porn.

Butt-Head: Come on, Stewart.

Stewart: But I... okay, okay.

Butt-Head: Uh... well that's a start.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah keep going. We wanna see naked chicks. Butt naked yeah. Eh, hey what about that one.

Stewart: Oh, no. That one's illegal in the state.

Beavis: Come on I wanna see it, I wanna see it! Damn it!

Butt-Head: Yeah, come on, Stewart, do it.

Stewart: Oh, okay guys. [Stewart typing on the computer to search for porn and he press enter and he closed eyes]

Butt-Head: Whoa.

Beavis: Whoa?

Stewart: Oh, my god?

Butt-Head: Come to Butt-Head.

Beavis: Yeah.

Lady: What in gods name is going on here? Oh, my lord! [She fall back down on the floor]

Butt-Head: Uh... I think you killed her Stewart.

Mr. McVicker: Uh... Now as you boys know, we have strict rules, about accessing computer pornography from the library. So before, I sentence you to an extremely harsh punishment, I want to know how you little punks did it! Uh... Come on. You idiots can save yourself a lot of trouble if you just tell me who helped you log on!

Butt-Head: I did that myself. But Stewart got us the porn.

Stewart: What?

Beavis: He's pretty good.

Stewart: But... but... but I...

Mr. McVicker: Oh, that's it! You're all getting detention for the rest of the year! And you've lost all your computer privileges!

Butt-Head: Stewart in trouble.

Beavis: Yeah. That's cool.

Butt-Head: Hey Stewart. Uh, after we get out of here. Can you help us get some more porn.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah. This time get us more butt shots.

Stewart: Leave me alone. You guys already got me enough trouble.

Butt-Head: Uh... so.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah we need more porn, come on Stewart.

Buzzcut: Shut the hell up!

Stewart: Would you guys please leave me alone. Here you can play with my game boy.

Butt-Head: This sucks.

Beavis: No way, Butt-Head. If we kinda like close your eyes and make 'em blurry, that thing over there kinda looks like a naked chick with big boobs. Check it out.

Butt-Head: Whoa. Oh, yeah. [Beavis and Butt-Head looking at the gameboy to see]Add


Music VideoEdit

  • The Prodigy "Poison" Music For The Jilted Generation, Mute Records.


  • The name of the episode is based on the term "cyber bully".
  • This is one of the few episodes of the show where Stewart is shown to be getting into trouble.
  • Released on the "Dumb Ideas" PAL VHS tape

Episodes vte
Pilot Frog Baseball · Peace, Love & Understanding
Season 1 Give Blood · Door To Door · Sign Here · Balloon
Season 2 Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At The Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes'R'Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be
Season 3 Comedians · Carwash · Couch Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods ·Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Citizen Butt-Head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time
Season 4 Most Wanted · Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5 Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6 Bungholio: The Lord of Harvest (Butt-O-Ween) · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh Huh Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7 Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead
Season 8 Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down
See also: Episode List

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