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Dumbasses Anonymous is the seventh episode in Season 7 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the 166th episode overall.

Plot[]

Mr. Buzzcut is teaching his class about alcohol and brings in a guest speaker named Dennis, who himself is an alcoholic, to share his story about how alcohol ruined his life, and that he now lives in a rehab clinic. However, the duo find him amusing and decide to go to the clinic in hope to get some beer. There, they join a group of other alcoholics who share their stories about their drinking. Beavis and Butt-head begin to mention "beer" too much in the group, which urges them to go to the bar down the road and get drunk. The duo are there too, but are unsuccessful in getting a drink because of the bartenders' refusal to serve them.

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Transcript[]

[We open to Coach Buzzcut and another man standing in front of the health class.]

Coach Buzzcut: Alright, listen up! Part of physical education is learning what makes your body break down. What we're talking about today, class, is alcohol. It's my hope that when you meet our guest today, his disgusting, repulsive physical condition will be enough to convince you to stay sober! Here he is. Now, take a good look at him.

Butt-Head: Whoa! He looks cool!

Beavis: Yeah!

Dennis: Hello, kids. My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic.

Butt-Head: Cool!

Beavis: Yeah!

Dennis: Five years ago, I had my own business, I was making really good money, I had a family, a nice house, but I lost it all because of my drinking. Now, I spend all my time at Rolling Hills. It's a clinic for people, like me, who have a problem with alcohol.

Butt-Head: That's cool! Hey, Beavis. We should go there.

Beavis: Yeah! Maybe they'll give us some beer!

[Later, we find the duo at Rolling Hills Rehabilitation Clinic.]

Receptionist: Hi, can I help you?

Butt-Head: Uhh, we need beer.

Beavis: Yeah, we heard you could help us out.

Receptionist: I see. Do you have an appointment with us?

Butt-Head: Uhh, no?

Receptionist: I'll put you in Dr. Steve's group. Why don't you follow me.

Butt-Head: This is gonna be cool.

Beavis: Yeah.

[Soon, they're lead into a meeting room with other alcoholics, including Dennis.]

Dr. Steve: Hi, guys! Welcome, have a seat!

Beavis: Hey, how's it going?

Butt-Head: Uhh, hey. So, uhh, what are you drinking?

Dr. Steve: Well, it looks like our family has two new members. What are your names?

Butt-Head: Uhh, I'm Butt-Head, and this is, uhh, Beavis. We're alcoholics.

Beavis: Yeah. Where's the keg?

Dr. Steve: Welcome, Butt-Head. Welcome, Beavis. I'm Dr. Steve. The other members of our group were just telling us a bit about why they're here.

Joe: Hi, my name is Joe, and I'm an alcoholic. And, uhh, last week, I spent my whole paycheck on booze.

Beavis: Yeeeaaah!! Alright!

Butt-Head: Do you have any left?

Dr. Steve: Beavis? Butt-Head? Why don't you tell us a bit about why you're here.

Butt-Head: Uhh, well, we saw this commercial, and there was, like, this guy, and he had, you know, a beer. And then, there were all these chicks. It was cool!

Beavis: Yeah, it's like, we need beer, and we don't want to wait until we're 21!

Joe: Yeah, I started early myself.

Member #3: Yeah, man, I heard that. For me, it was always like "beer and chicks", "beer and chicks", man. And, you know, and it was crazy!

Butt-Head: You guys rule!

Beavis: Yeah! "Beer and chicks!" Yeah, exactly!

[Later on that day, the meeting continues, but Beavis and Butt-Head have become disappointed to learn they haven't got a single beer out of it.]

Dr. Steve: Ok, group. We're going to continue sharing our experiences with each other. Who wants to go first?

Dennis: I think I've finally clean myself up!

Member #3: Wow, that's great, man. That's really great. But, you know, just take it one day at a time.

Butt-Head: HEY!

Dr. Steve: Butt-Head, did you have something to say?

Butt-Head: Yeah, I just want to know if we're ever gonna get some beer!

Joe: Hey, man. I know what it's like. I once went two years without a drink!

Beavis: Yeah, well I've NEVER had a drink! You guys were supposed to get us some beer!

Butt-Head: Yeah. Why don't you just stop all this whining crap and break out a couple of cold ones?

Member #3: Mmm, cold ones!

Dennis: That... does sound pretty good.

Dr. Steve: Guys, we've all been through a lot.

Butt-Head: Yeah, let's go! There's a bar right down the street. Come on! What's one beer going to do?

Beavis: Yeah, we'll just have one, then we'll come right back.

Dr. Steve: Guys! Let's try to remember why we're here, huh? Come on!

Joe: You know, I bet I could drink just one, and then stop.

Beavis: Yeah, a couple tall, frosty, cold ones! Pure and cool as a mountain stream!

Joe: Uhh, you know, guys, I can't take it. I need a drink.

Beavis: Come on!

Dennis: Yeah! Let's drink!

[Soon enough, the entire group gets up and starts to leave, with Dr. Steve begging them to stay. Later on, the group is now partying at the bar, while Beavis and Butt-Head fail at getting served.]

Bartender: Look, I told you kids! You got no ID, you look underage, and if I served you, I go to jail!

Butt-Head: Uhh, then how about one for the road?

Beavis: Yeah, you know, one to help me, uhh, forget, or something?

Bartender: GET OUT OF HERE! BOTH OF YOU!!

Joe: OH YEAH!! Uhhh, it's ok, bartender! Uhh, these are good kids, you know! Uhh, y-you know, you boys remind me of me when I was a kid!

Butt-Head: Yeah. Someday, we're going to be like you.

Beavis: Yeah! We're gonna be drunk!

Joe: That's my boys! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Joe collapses on the floor as the party continues, with Beavis and Butt-Head laughing in the background.]

Goofs[]

  • When Dennis, the alcoholic, is talking about the consequences of alcohol, his shirt pocket switches from the right side to the left.
  • When Butt-Head says "Do you have any left?", Butt-Head freezes temporarily after a chuckle.

Sources[]

Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10


Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding


Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon


Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be


Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted


Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!


Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Vidiots · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller


Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer


Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead


Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down


Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters


Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · Abduction · Sleepover


Season 11: TBA

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