|Just For Girls|
|Season 7, Episode 5|
|Air date||January 31, 1997|
Ding Dong Ditch
A Very Special Episode
[We open during a typical day at Highland High School. The bell is heard ringing, as the students begin making their way out of Mr. Van Driessen's classroom.]
Mr. Van Driessen: Alright then, class. See you tomorrow. And girls, you need to go to Mrs. Dickie's class next, okay? She's going to be showing "A Woman's Body".
Butt-Head: Uhh, what was that about a woman's body?
Mr. Van Driessen: It's an educational film, Butt-Head, just for the girls, okay, all about their personal needs and special moments as women.
Beavis: Umm, when's it showing again?
Mr. Van Driessen: Never mind, Beavis. This film is only for girls.
[We then cut to Mrs. Dickie's classroom, where most of the male students are watching from the windows. Mrs. Dickie is quickly lowering the blinds to keep them from watching.]
Mrs. Dickie: As soon as we women have a little privacy, we can start the movie.
[Beavis and Butt-Head then enter the classroom, much to the disdain of all the female students in the classroom. Mrs. Dickie is quick to confront the two.]
Mrs. Dickie: This film is for girls only!
Butt-Head: Uhhh, that's ok, Mrs. Dickie, it's nothing we haven't seen before.
Beavis: Yeah, umm, besides, Mr. Van Driessen said we could see this film. He said it would be, uhh, good, to, like, umm, learn about... chicks, and uh, their boobs and stuff.
Mrs. Dickie: Oh, really? Well, I think I will go talk to him and see if that's true. [She quickly goes to find him, leaving Beavis and Butt-Head with the class.]
Butt-Head: So, uhh, do any of you chicks wanna make out during the movie?
Mrs. Dickie: [She returns with Mr. Van Driessen by her side.] See?! There they are!
Mr. Van Driessen: Boys, why are you here? I never gave you permission to see this film.
Butt-Head: Uhh, we just want to see it for, you know, educational reasons.
Mr. Van Driessen: Butt-Head, I appreciate your new found love for learning, but I don't think that is the appropriate subject matter for you, okay? It's a very personal film about women's bodies.
Butt-Head: That's ok with us.
Mrs. Dickie: Well, it's NOT ok with us, now leave us alone!
Mr. Van Driessen: Ok, now hold on. Wait a minute. Beavis, Butt-Head, are you serious that you want to see this film for educational reasons?
Butt-Head: Uhh, Yeah.
Mr. Van Driessen: Well, you know, maybe seeing this film would be good for Beavis and Butt-Head.
Mrs. Dickie: What?!
Mr. Van Driessen: If we took some of the mystery out of the female body and it's functions, they might develop a more mature outlook on sexuality.
Mrs. Dickie: I really don't think these boys would-
Mr. Van Driessen: Their minds are just crying out for knowledge, and as teachers, we cannot deny them that right. Look, it'll be fine. I'll sit with them during the film, and I'll discuss it with them afterwards, okay?
Mrs. Dickie: Alright then, but I'm warning you, it's pretty graphic!
[Beavis and Butt-Head become very excited as Mrs. Dickie starts the film, thinking they're going to see naked women, but little do they know what's in store for them. As the movie begins, we see a teenage girl walking home from school.]
Narrator: Meet Cathy. She's 16 and there have been many changes in her body as she blossoms into womanhood. Here is how Cathy looks naked.
Narrator: Her body probably looks a lot like yours.
[Butt-Head looks at some of the female students while Beavis stares down at himself, seeing he has an erection. The scene changes to Cathy talking to a teenage boy now.]
Narrator: Cathy met her boyfriend John at school. Like most teen boys, John is slower to mature than Cathy.
[The scene now shows John and Cathy making out in the backseat of his car.]
Narrator: Like most teen couples, John and Cathy are sexually active.
Beavis: HERE WE GO!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!
Narrator: And like most teen couples, they don't always take the necessary precautions.
John: But I don't want to wear a condom!
Cathy: I should know better than to have unprotected sex with you, but... ok!
Beavis: YEAH, DO IT!!! DO IT!!! YEAH!!!
Narrator: And that's how John impregnated Cathy. Soon after, Cathy began developing the first signs of morning sickness.
[The scene changes to Cathy vomiting in a toilet, which frightens a lot of the girls watching, but Beavis and Butt-Head find this part amusing.]
[We then see an animation of pregnancy taking place for her.]
Narrator: As months passed, Cathy's waistline doubled in size. Her breasts also doubled in size as well.
Butt-Head: WHOA!!! COOL!!!
Beavis: YEAH!!! BO-O-O-O-O-ING!
Narrator: And then, nine months later...
[We cut to a shot of Cathy, as she gives birth, with several doctors around her during the procedure.]
Nurse: Come on, Cathy, push! [Cathy screams as she does this.] You're doing fine, just keep breathing.
Doctor: You're going to be alright. Now, one more push!
[We now see Beavis and Butt-Head's reactions slowly changing from excited to disgusted with what they are seeing, as Cathy gives birth.]
Nurse: There's the head, and, it's a girl! [The sound of the baby being slapped can be heard, followed by crying.]
Cathy: Thank god! Let me hold her!
Doctor: We'll have to clean her off first. Nurse, cut the umbilical cord.
Nurse: Yes, doctor! Alright, one more push, and there's the placenta!
Doctor: Good girl!
[Beavis and Butt-Head are horrified when they see the sight of afterbirth, and quickly rush out of the classroom, looking like they're about to vomit. Later, we see Mr. Van Driessen sitting with the boys back in his classrom.]
Mr. Van Driessen: Well, boys, I was sorry to see you leave during the miracle of birth. You missed a very touching moment of nursing, and the beginning of the mother/daughter bond. [Beavis and Butt-Head are still recovering from seeing the rather disturbing moment they just witnessed.] Maybe I can convince Mrs. Dickie to let you finish the rest of the film on your own.
Butt-Head: Uhh, no thanks, dude. That was pretty disgusting, Beavis!
Beavis: Yeah, really! Didn't know it looked like that! UGH!!
Butt-Head: UGH!! Morning sickness sucks!
Beavis: Yeah, really! I'd rather much just have morning wood!
Butt-Head: Yeah. [He and Beavis leave the classroom on that note, feeling like they were lied to.]