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Just For Girls
Season 7, Episode 5
Air date January 31, 1997
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Just For Girls is the 5th episode in Season 7 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is overall the 165th episode.

PlotEdit

Beavis and Butt-Head gain access to a women's sex education class. They quickly realize that the subject is not as much fun as they expected.

Transcript Edit

[We open during a typical day at Highland High School. The bell is heard ringing, as the students begin making their way out of Mr. Van Driessen's classroom.]

Mr. Van Driessen: Alright then, class. See you tomorrow. And girls, you need to go to Mrs. Dickie's class next, okay? She's going to be showing "A Woman's Body".

Butt-Head: Uhh, what was that about a woman's body?

Mr. Van Driessen: It's an educational film, Butt-Head, just for the girls, okay, all about their personal needs and special moments as women.

Beavis: Umm, when's it showing again?

Mr. Van Driessen: Never mind, Beavis. This film is only for girls.

[We then cut to Mrs. Dickie's classroom, where most of the male students are watching from the windows. Mrs. Dickie is quickly lowering the blinds to keep them from watching.]

Mrs. Dickie: As soon as we women have a little privacy, we can start the movie.

[Beavis and Butt-Head then enter the classroom, much to the disdain of all the female students in the classroom. Mrs. Dickie is quick to confront the two.]

Mrs. Dickie: This film is for girls only!

Butt-Head: Uhhh, that's ok, Mrs. Dickie, it's nothing we haven't seen before.

Beavis: Yeah, umm, besides, Mr. Van Driessen said we could see this film. He said it would be, uhh, good, to, like, umm, learn about... chicks, and uh, their boobs and stuff.

Mrs. Dickie: Oh, really? Well, I think I will go talk to him and see if that's true. [She quickly goes to find him, leaving Beavis and Butt-Head with the class.]

Butt-Head: So, uhh, do any of you chicks wanna make out during the movie?

Mrs. Dickie: [She returns with Mr. Van Driessen by her side.] See?! There they are!

Mr. Van Driessen: Boys, why are you here? I never gave you permission to see this film.

Butt-Head: Uhh, we just want to see it for, you know, educational reasons.

Mr. Van Driessen: Butt-Head, I appreciate your new found love for learning, but I don't think that is the appropriate subject matter for you, okay? It's a very personal film about women's bodies.

Butt-Head: That's ok with us.

Mrs. Dickie: Well, it's NOT ok with us, now leave us alone!

Mr. Van Driessen: Ok, now hold on. Wait a minute. Beavis, Butt-Head, are you serious that you want to see this film for educational reasons?

Butt-Head: Uhh, Yeah.

Beavis: Yeah.

Mr. Van Driessen: Well, you know, maybe seeing this film would be good for Beavis and Butt-Head.

Mrs. Dickie: What?!

Mr. Van Driessen: If we took some of the mystery out of the female body and it's functions, they might develop a more mature outlook on sexuality.

Butt-Head: Yeah!

Beavis: Yeah!

Mrs. Dickie: I really don't think these boys would-

Mr. Van Driessen: Their minds are just crying out for knowledge, and as teachers, we cannot deny them that right. Look, it'll be fine. I'll sit with them during the film, and I'll discuss it with them afterwards, okay?

Mrs. Dickie: Alright then, but I'm warning you, it's pretty graphic!

[Beavis and Butt-Head become very excited as Mrs. Dickie starts the film, thinking they're going to see naked women, but little do they know what's in store for them. As the movie begins, we see a teenage girl walking home from school.]

Narrator: Meet Cathy. She's 16 and there have been many changes in her body as she blossoms into womanhood. Here is how Cathy looks naked.

Butt-Head: WHOA!!

Narrator: Her body probably looks a lot like yours.

Beavis: Yeah!

[Butt-Head looks at some of the female students while Beavis stares down at himself, seeing he has an erection. The scene changes to Cathy talking to a teenage boy now.]

Narrator: Cathy met her boyfriend John at school. Like most teen boys, John is slower to mature than Cathy.

[The scene now shows John and Cathy making out in the backseat of his car.]

Narrator: Like most teen couples, John and Cathy are sexually active.

Beavis: HERE WE GO!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!

Narrator: And like most teen couples, they don't always take the necessary precautions.

John: But I don't want to wear a condom!

Cathy: I should know better than to have unprotected sex with you, but... ok!

Beavis: YEAH, DO IT!!! DO IT!!! YEAH!!!

Butt-Head: Yeah.

Narrator: And that's how John impregnated Cathy. Soon after, Cathy began developing the first signs of morning sickness.

[The scene changes to Cathy vomiting in a toilet, which frightens a lot of the girls watching, but Beavis and Butt-Head find this part amusing.]

Butt-Head: Cool!

Beavis: Yeah!

[We then see an animation of pregnancy taking place for her.]

Narrator: As months passed, Cathy's waistline doubled in size. Her breasts also doubled in size as well.

Butt-Head: WHOA!!! COOL!!!

Beavis: YEAH!!! BO-O-O-O-O-ING!

Narrator: And then, nine months later...

[We cut to a shot of Cathy, as she gives birth, with several doctors around her during the procedure.]

Nurse: Come on, Cathy, push! [Cathy screams as she does this.] You're doing fine, just keep breathing.

Doctor: You're going to be alright. Now, one more push!

[We now see Beavis and Butt-Head's reactions slowly changing from excited to disgusted with what they are seeing, as Cathy gives birth.]

Nurse: There's the head, and, it's a girl! [The sound of the baby being slapped can be heard, followed by crying.]

Cathy: Thank god! Let me hold her!

Doctor: We'll have to clean her off first. Nurse, cut the umbilical cord.

Nurse: Yes, doctor! Alright, one more push, and there's the placenta!

Doctor: Good girl!

[Beavis and Butt-Head are horrified when they see the sight of afterbirth, and quickly rush out of the classroom, looking like they're about to vomit. Later, we see Mr. Van Driessen sitting with the boys back in his classrom.]

Mr. Van Driessen: Well, boys, I was sorry to see you leave during the miracle of birth. You missed a very touching moment of nursing, and the beginning of the mother/daughter bond. [Beavis and Butt-Head are still recovering from seeing the rather disturbing moment they just witnessed.] Maybe I can convince Mrs. Dickie to let you finish the rest of the film on your own.

Butt-Head: Uhh, no thanks, dude. That was pretty disgusting, Beavis!

Beavis: Yeah, really! Didn't know it looked like that! UGH!!

Butt-Head: UGH!! Morning sickness sucks!

Beavis: Yeah, really! I'd rather much just have morning wood!

Butt-Head: Yeah. [He and Beavis leave the classroom on that note, feeling like they were lied to.]

GalleryEdit

TriviaEdit


Episodes vte
Pilot Frog Baseball · Peace, Love & Understanding
Season 1 Give Blood · Door To Door · Sign Here · Balloon
Season 2 Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At The Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes'R'Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be
Season 3 Comedians · Carwash · Couch Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods ·Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Citizen Butt-Head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time
Season 4 Most Wanted · Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5 Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6 Bungholio: The Lord of Harvest (Butt-O-Ween) · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh Huh Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7 Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead
Season 8 Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down
See also: Episode List

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