|Season Season 5, Episode 95|
|Air date||October 31, 1994|
Its 3:58 P.M. and the duo is watching wrestling then Butt-head turned the TV off and he tells Beavis that nothings on for 2 hours (indicating there's nothing good on). So they try to thing of something to do now its 4:01 P.M. Beavis and Butt-Head are still doing nothing but then Beavis starts to annoy Butt-Head now its 4:07 P.M. And Beavis suggests they stand now its 4:14 P.M. and Beavis and Butt-Head are staring at their fuse box and they try to throw up to see if it passes time but they can't now its 4:27 P.M. So they try to play a game which injures Beavis now its 4:54 P.M. the guys are sitting on the sidewalk and Butt-Head makes a joke saying they could do homework. Now its 5:07 P.M. there still laughing about Butt-Head's joke then Stewart walks up and the guys think that Stewart could kill some time so he lists off things they could do which makes Beavis and Butt-Head leave. Now its 5:45 P.M. the duo are back at their home and they look super bored now its 5:51 P.M. they still look bored now its 5:56 P.M. the guys look like there going crazy now its 5:59 P.M. Butt-Head lifts the remote and turns on the TV showing some acrobatics and Beavis and Butt-Head look normal again then the duo talks about TV saying TV was always around, but has more channels now.
[We open with Beavis and Butt-Head watching wrestling on tv, as one wrestler starts attacking the crowd after losing a match.]
Announcer #1: And Gargantua's heading into the crowd!
Announcer #2: Something tells me he's really mad!
Announcer #3: I'll say he is, Dave! Now, he's just acting like a big kid! Well, that about wraps it up for World Wrestling Universe. Stay tuned for Senior Citizens Golf next!
[At this point, Butt-Head turns off the tv, much to Beavis' surprise.]
Beavis: What'd you do that for?
Butt-Head: Nothing's on for two hours, dude. Uhh, you know what that means, dude.
Beavis: Uhh, what?
Butt-Head: It means we have to, like, do something.
[They sit there and start laughing, feeling very confused about what to do in this predicament.]
[They are still sitting on the couch, contemplating what to do.]
Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. How long until something's good on tv?
Butt-Head: Uhh, two hours, dude.
Beavis: ...Hey, Butt-Head. How long until something-
Butt-Head: [He stops him mid-sentence.] Beavis! Shut up or I'll kick your ass!
Beavis: ...Hey, Butt-Head. How long- [Butt-Head slaps him since he won't stop asking.] OWW!! This sucks! What do we do?!
Butt-Head: Uhh, maybe we should, like, think of something.
Beavis: Umm, ok. [He and Butt-Head try to think of something for a good ten seconds.] ...Thinking sucks!
Beavis: I know! Let's stand up.
Butt-Head: Uhh, ok.
[They stand up, then look around.]
Butt-Head: That was pretty cool. Now what?
Beavis: Uhh, let's stand again.
Butt-Head: [He looks down at his feet.] Uhh, how?
[We now find the duo outside looking at their house's electric meter.]
Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. I think I might throw up.
Butt-Head: Cool! That might, like, take some time.
Beavis: [He starts belching and tries to vomit, but fails.] I can't... I can't do it, Butt-Head.
Butt-Head: [He tries as well, but fails too.] Me neither, and there's, like, an hour and a lot of minutes before something good's on tv. Time sucks!
[We now find the duo attempting to play a game with a trash can.]
Butt-Head: Now remember the rules, Beavis. I throw at you, then you throw it at me.
Beavis: Umm, I don't get it. How do you win? [Butt-Head throws the trashcan at Beavis, which hits him in the face.]
Butt-Head: [He starts laughing.] That was cool!
[Now, the duo are sitting on the sidewalk.]
Beavis: What do we do now?
Butt-Head: Uhh, we could do homework. [He and Beavis start laughing at what Butt-Head just said.]
[The duo is still laughing at what Butt-Head said.]
Stewart: [He walks up to them.] Hey, guys! What are you doing?
Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head! Stewart can, like, kill some time!
Butt-Head: Cool! Uhh, say something, Stewart.
Stewart: Really?! You wanna talk to me?! Wow, that's cool! Let's go to the mall!
Butt-Head: [He then realizes something...] This sucks!
[Beavis and Butt-Head end up leaving Stewart on the sidewalk.]
[The duo have become so bored, that Beavis let's his jaw drop down.]
[Butt-Head sniffs his finger, while Beavis twitches from sheer boredom.]
[Butt-Head is now watching the clock ticking away, while Beavis picks his nose.]
[Beavis is chattering rapidly, while Butt-Head slowly pulls the remote up to turn on the tv, and the duo start watching, of all things, an infomercial for an exercise machine!]
Announcer: No need for diets? No time for the gym? Well then, try Multi-Flex! The only spring loaded hip reducer, invented by super-model, Suzanne Sommers!
Butt-Head: Beavis, we are about to see the promised land.
[We then see Suzanne Sommers on the machine, about to demonstrate an exercise.]
Announcer: Now, here's an exercise you can do while watching tv.
[She begins to demonstrate by spreading her legs repeatedly with the machine, which excites the duo very much.]
Beavis: YEAH!! [He turns to Butt-Head.] Hey, Butt-Head. What did people do before they had tv?
Butt-Head: Don't be stupid, Beavis! There's always been tv, there's just more channels now.
Beavis: Progress is cool!
Butt-Head: [He looks down to notice his pants have progressed.] Yeah! [This causes the duo to start laughing.]