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No Laughing
Season 2, Episode 13
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Air date June 2, 1993
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"No Laughing" is the 13th episode in Season 2 of Beavis and Butt-head. It is the overall 19th episode.

PlotEdit

Principal McVicker tries a radical solution to Beavis and Butt-head's stupidity and continuous laughing in class: They can't laugh at anything they hear for a whole week.

CharactersEdit

  • Beavis
  • Butt-Head
  • Principal McVicker
  • Coach Buzzcut
  • Mr. Herrera
  • Mr. Stevenson / Stewart's Dad
  • Daria (background character)
  • Mrs. Dickie

TranscriptEdit

[We open as a typical day at Highland High School begins. We find Beavis and Butt-Head in spanish class.]
Mr. Herrera: Bueno. Recuerdan por favor, clase, siempre contestan en Español. Bueno? (Okay. Please remember class, always answer in Spanish, okay?)
[He walks over to Butt-Head, holding up a rather large picture for Butt-Head to read.] Senor Butt-Head, como es Juan? (Mr. Butt-Head, what is John?)
Butt-Head: Uh, burritos?
Mr. Herrera: No, no, no - Como es Juan? Como es Juan? [He points to the picture "Juan es alto." (John is tall)]
Butt-Head: Uhh, guacamole!
Mr. Herrera: No, no. Senor Beavis, como es Juan? [He points to the picture again.]
Beavis: Umm, spaghetti!
Butt-Head: [He starts laughing.] Spaghetti??
Mr. Herrera: [drops Spanish accent & gets pissed] Spaghetti?! That's italian, you moron! [He throws the picture on the ground.] Dammit! You idiots have been in this class for almost the whole school year, and the only spanish you know is what you learned at Taco Bell! And Beavis can't even get THAT right! I'm going to give you little bastards just 10 seconds to come up with a sentence in spanish, and if you can't, you're both going to the principal's office, and you're both flunking! Well, I'm waiting!
Butt-head: Uh... Rendo-pordo-curdoh-nadava-duv-duv-dug, Uh... Rico Suave.
Mr. Herrera: Principal's office, NOW!!
Beavis: [He takes a minute to try and come up with a sentence, but comes with...] Uhh, taco supreme!
Mr. Herrera: GET OUT!! NOW!!
[Later, in another class, Beavis and Butt-Head are still laughing about earlier. Butt-Head then launches a pencil, and stabs Beavis in the eye, causing him to scream in pain.]
Butt-Head: Whoa! That was cool! It really does happen!
Beavis: [He pulls the pencil out of his eye, leaving him with a bloody eye, but he just laughs about it.]
Mr. Stevenson: Ok...Armstrong.
Armstrong: Here.
Mr. Stevenson: Armiho.
Armiho: Present.
Mr. Stevenson: Bakah.
Bakah: Yo!
Mr. Stevenson: Butkus.
Butkus: Here.
[Beavis and Butt-Head start laughing uncontrollably upon hearing that name.]
Mr. Stevenson: Dammit, what's wrong with you two?! We've been in school over seven months now, and every single day, when I call Daniel Butkiss' name, you guys have to laugh! Is it really still that funny? Doesn't it ever get old? Are you going to laugh for the rest of your lives every time someone says the name "Butkus"??
[Beavis and Butt-Head continue to laugh anyway.]
Mr. Stevenson: That does it! Principal's office, now.
[Later that day, in Mrs. Dickie's science class, we find the duo still laughing!]
Mrs. Dickie: Therefore, we can say that any two ameoba are of the same genetic makeup. They're all the same sex and can reproduce by themselves. [Beavis and Butt-Head start laughing at the word "sex".] So all sperm cells contain either an X chromosome or a Y chromosome, and-
Butt-Head: She said "sperm"! [They start laughing even louder.]
Mrs. Dickie: -depending on which sperm cell fertilizes the egg. [She stops and becomes angry because they're still laughing.] I SAID, depending on which sperm cell fertilizes the egg, the zygotes will be either male or female, SHUT UP!!! [They completely ignore her demands and continue to laugh.] McVICKER'S OFFICE, NOW!!!
[Soon, we find them in Principal McVicker's office once again, and much to McVicker's annoyance, the duo are STILL LAUGHING!]
Principal McVicker: Oh, you guys think this is funny?! Y-y-you've been to FOUR classes today, and you've been sent here FOUR TIMES! And this laughing thing, WHAT THE HELL'S WITH THIS LAUGHING THING?! All the teachers are sick of it! Mr. Sherman, your history teacher, says he's completely given up on trying to teach your class about the Gay 90's.
[Beavis and Butt-Head start laughing at that comment as well.]
Principal McVicker: [Starts to become irate.] See?! SEE?! Now that's EXACTLY what I'm talking about! You're BOTH suspended for a week!
Butt-Head: Uhh, what's that mean?
Principal McVicker: IT MEANS I - I - I - I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR THIS SCHOOL FOR A WHOLE WEEK!!
Butt-Head: Cool! [He and Beavis start doing air guitar to the melody of Guns n' Roses "Paradise City".]
Principal McVicker: SHUT UP!!! Forget it, no, no, you're not suspended. No, I got a better idea! Yeah, heh heh, I'm gonna get you guys this time! [He laughs as he pulls out a bottle of Old Crow whiskey and starts heavily drinking, while Beavis and Butt-Head continue to laugh, not aware of the fate that awaits them in their next class...]
[Later, in health class, they now face Coach Buzzcut, who's recieved word about their "laughing thing" from Principal McVicker.]
Coach Buzzcut: So, BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD! I understand Mr. McVicker has made a little arrangement for you guys! Yeah, a little probation. You see, class, BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD HERE are not allowed to laugh for a whole week. That's right, AND IF THEY DO LAUGH, they'll be expelled, and they'll have to go to Hope High School, WHERE THEY'LL GET THEIR ASSES KICKED ON A DAILY BASIS BY ALL THE OTHER DELINQUENTS, HA HA HA!!
[The entire class laughs at their horrible situation, but Beavis and Butt-Head know they better not laugh at that comment.]
Coach Buzzcut: Well, I was REAL GLAD to hear that, because this is Sex Education Week. That's right, SEX ED WEEK! [He hears Beavis and Butt-Head trying to giggle, so he gets closer to them to start yelling in their faces.] We're going to be talking about THE PENIS!!! [He gets right into Butt-Head's face, as he tries to hold back from laughing.] We'll be talking about THE VAGINA!!! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, BUTT-HEAD?! DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE TESTICLES?! [Butt-Head covers his mouth, to stop himself from giggling too hard.] Yes, we're ALSO going to be talking about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! AND... [He then pulls Butt-Head's hand away from his mouth. Butt-Head starts crying from holding it back so hard.] AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!!!
[The entire class explodes into laughter as Coach Buzzcut returns to his desk, while Beavis and Butt-Head look like their about to explode.]
Coach Buzzcut: Well, now that that's out of the way, let's take roll. BUTKISS!!!
Butkiss: Here! [He laughs, knowing they can't laugh at him anymore.]
Coach Buzzcut: GAYLORD!!! HIMEN!!!
[At the end of the day, Beavis and Butt-Head dart out of the school, and literally explode into laughter red faced and their colors returning thereafter, with sweat pouring off their bodies. A few hours later, as they finally make it home, they're still laughing from earlier.]
Butt-Head: And then, he said "penis"!
Beavis: Yeah! And then, he said "masturbation"!
Butt-Head: And then, he said "vagina"! That was cool!

GalleryEdit

CensorshipEdit

  • The words "clitoris" and "scrotum" were cut in later runs of the episode as well as from home video releases, but were added back in for the flashback in "Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead."
  • The bathroom scene was cut from all home video releases for no particular reason. most likely because it was seen as filler. in original airings the 'insect court' scene from 'Lawn and Garden' was added to the end this episode for filler, and was cut from all home video releases for obvious reasons.

TriviaEdit

The title card has changed up until Season 8.

  • This is the first appearance of Principal McVicker.
  • Also, McVicker's voice sounded more normal and much less quavering than how he sounds like in his later appearances.

SourcesEdit



Episodes vte
Pilot Frog Baseball · Peace, Love & Understanding
Season 1 Give Blood · Door To Door · Sign Here · Balloon
Season 2 Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At The Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes'R'Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be
Season 3 Comedians · Carwash · Couch Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods ·Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Citizen Butt-Head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time
Season 4 Most Wanted · Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5 Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6 Bungholio: The Lord of Harvest (Butt-O-Ween) · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh Huh Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7 Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead
Season 8 Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down
See also: Episode List

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