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Party is the 18th episode of Season 5 in Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the 107th episode overall.

Plot[]

After seeing a news report about wild parties where men would sexually assault women, Beavis and Butt-Head decide to throw a party in hopes of scoring. They go to get food from the Maxi-Mart, but all they get is stale donuts and used forks. They also manage to get their hands on liquor from a man behind the store in exchange for the donuts. Later, Stewart shows up with some of his friends, much to the dismay of Beavis and Butt-Head. Soon after, Todd shows up and crashes their party, threatening to kick their asses if they don't leave. When Beavis and Butt-Head return, they find their house has been trashed by Todd and his friends. Todd comes back to tell them that they owe him $50 for his expenses. Beavis and Butt-Head decide they should throw another party, but make that sure next time, their "hard stuff" is cold.

Characters[]

Music Videos[]

  • *Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistible"
  • Jesus Lizard - "Glamorous"
  • Mighty Mighty Bosstones - "Detroit Rock City"
  • Marilyn Manson - "Get Your Gunn"

*The original Butt Bowl II airing had only this music video.

Transcript[]

[We open with Beavis and Butt-Head watching the news, featuring a story about sexual assault at house parties.]

Newscaster #1: One unidentified official said, quote: "These parties were known for their wild and rowdy behavior. And any women in attendance should've expected that the men would tear their clothes off and cop a feel." (He and the newscaster next to him laugh at that comment.) Ok, Bob?

Newscaster #2: Kinda makes me wish I had joined the military.

Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis! We should throw a party!

Beavis: Yeah! YEAH!! We could have, like, cake and stuff! And, like, uhh-

Butt-Head: No, dumbass! I mean, like, a party with chicks. And, you know... "Cop a feel"?

Beavis: That's a great idea, Butt-Head! Where do you get these ideas?

Butt-Head: They come from my weiner.

Beavis: (He laughs at that remark, knowing what that means.) Oh yeah!

Butt-Head: We're gonna score!

[We then cut to the following with the duo at school, most notably, Mr. Van Driessen's class.]

Mr. Van Driessen: Today, I want to rap a little bit about sexism. I wonder if anyone can give me an example of sexism. Does anyone have anything they'd like to share?

Butt-Head: Uhh, yeah! (He and Beavis stand up.) We're gonna have a party!

Beavis: Yeah! It's gonna rock!

Butt-Head: Yeah, and we especially want chicks to come, so we can like, uhh... (He and Beavis start giggling.) Uhh, you know...

Beavis: Yeah... with chicks!

Mr. Van Driessen: Good job, guys! That's exactly what I'm talking about. Anyone else?

Butt-Head: This party's gonna kick ass!

Beavis: Yeah!

[Later, we find the duo at the Maxi-Mart trying to purchase food for their party. They are seen standing at the counter in front of the Maxi-Mart Owner.]

Butt-Head: Uhh, we're gonna have a party.

Beavis: Yeah. I'm gonna score!

Maxi-Mart Owner: So?

Butt-Head: How much party stuff can we buy with this much money? (Butt-Head drops a few pennies, a quarter, among other things on the counter, including a condom wrapper.)

Maxi-Mart Owner: None. But I'll, uhh, give you some used forks from our toppings bar.

Beavis: Cool!

Maxi-Mart Owner: And I got some day old donuts. (He gathers up dirty forks and the donuts, dusts off the cigarette butts and garbage off of them and hands them over to the boys.)

Beavis: Donuts rule!

Butt-Head: This party's gonna rock!

[The boys then leave, while the Maxi-Mart Owner takes their pocket change. Outside, they're seen eating the donuts.]

Butt-Head: We need one more thing, dude. We need some "hard stuff".

Beavis: (He begins to giggle.) I got some hard stuff!

Butt-Head: Not THAT, dumbass! I'm talking about booze! You know, liquor?

Beavis: Oh yeah. Let's ask that dude out back!

[They then go behind the Maxi-Mart to find a homeless man, drunk out of his mind, and holding a warm bottle of gin.]

Butt-Head: Uhh, can we have some of that?

Homeless Man: (He turns to them) Do you have, urp- ...Any kind of smokises?

Beavis: Uhh, no. We got some donuts!

Homeless Man: (He holds up the bottle to them) Half of what's in here is for your donuts! (He laughs at them, as he chugs a huge portion of the bottle. He then hands it to them.)

Butt-Head: Cool! The hard stuff rules!

Beavis: We're gonna score!

[Later, at their "party", the duo is seen watching tv, with Beavis still holding the bottle of warm gin.]

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. Can I sit this down? My hand's getting tired.

Butt-Head: No way, Beavis! When the chicks walk in, they have to see it in your hand, so they know you're cool!

[Just then, their door bell buzzes.]

Beavis: It's them! IT'S THE CHICKS!! IT'S THE CHICKS!! (He and Butt-Head run to the door to answer it.) Hey, Butt-Head. Should I pretend like I'm drinking it?

[They open the door discover it's not the chicks they were hoping for, but instead...]

Stewart: Hi, guys!

Butt-Head: Uhh, what the hell are you doing here?!

Stewart: Time to party down, dudes! I'm psyched! Hope you don't mind, I brought some buds from the youth group. (Suddenly, two more of Stewart's "buds" come in.)

Stewart's Bud #1: Wow, you were right, Stewart! This party kicks rear!

Stewart's Bud #2: You guys'll have to come to our Loaves and Fishes cookout next week! Deal?

Butt-Head: Uhh, no.

Beavis: Yeah! I'll pinch a loaf for you, though!

[As their "party" goes on, Beavis and Butt-Head are looking rather disappointed at how it's turned out, thanks to Stewart's arrival.]

Stewart: Ok. Maybe MacGyver could beat Michael in a fight. But it doesn't matter, because NOBODY is smarter than a computerized car!

Stewart's Bud #1: It DOES SO matter! Because without Michael, K.I.T.T.'s just a normal car!

Stewart: Oh yeah, right! A normal TALKING car? Right!

[Suddenly, the sound of the door getting kicked in is heard. Beavis and Butt-Head are shocked and surprised to discover who's arrived...]

Butt-Head: WHOA!! IT'S TODD!!

Beavis: YEAH YEAH!! YEAH, TODD!! HE'S REALLY HERE!! HE'S REALLY HERE!! (He then holds up the bottle of gin.] How's it going?! Hey, man!

Todd: (He walks in with his own "bud", looking ready to kick Beavis and Butt-Head's asses.) This "party" looks more like the day-care center for little baby girls!

Beavis: (He stands up, showing the bottle.) Hey, man, want some hard stuff?

Todd: (He's quick to snatch it from Beavis.) GIVE ME THAT!! (He drinks it, and angrily throws it on the ground.) THIS CRAP IS WARM!!! GET SOME COLD STUFF!!!

Butt-Head: Uhhh...?

Todd: (He walks behind their couch, ready to kick their asses for wasting his time.) I'll tell you what, ladies. If you leave right now, I'll let you go without kicking your asses!

Butt-Head: (He gets grabbed by his shirt by Todd.) Uhh, what??

Todd: We've got some women coming over. YOUR PARTY'S OVER, MAN!

Butt-Head: Uhhh... Ok!

Stewart: It's cool, dudes. (He and his friends decide to leave.) At my house, I got a great new D&D video game! (They all cheer as they leave the house.)

[Later on, Beavis and Butt-Head return to find their house has been completely trashed by Todd and his gang. They also discover several pairs of women's panties strung around the house too.]

Butt-Head: Whoa! Todd is cool!

Beavis: Yeah! He broke everything! That must've been a cool party!

Butt-Head: Yeah. Maybe next time, he'll let us stay.

Todd: (He pulls up to their window in his car.) HEY!! HEY GIRLS!

Butt-Head: Uhh, Todd!

Beavis: Hey, man!

Butt-Head: So, like, did you have a good time at our party?

Todd: I just want to let you know that, uhh, you guys owe me fifty bucks for expenses. I will be by later to pick it up! (He then peels his car out in their yard, throwing mud at their window, and in their faces. He then drives away.)

Butt-Head: WHOA! He must've had a really good time!

Beavis: Yeah! We'll have to throw another party!

Butt-Head: Yeah. It's a good thing we had plenty of hard stuff.

Beavis: We just need to make sure it's cold next time.

Butt-Head: Yeah. (He and Beavis then leave to continue marveling at the destruction Todd left behind.)

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Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10


Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding


Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon


Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be


Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted


Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!


Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Vidiots · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller


Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer


Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead


Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down


Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters


Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · Abduction · Sleepover


Season 11: TBA

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