"Prank Call" is the 154th episode of Beavis and Butt-head. It first aired on January 28, 1996.
Plot
Beavis and Butt-head receive a new phone book and immediately decide to call someone. After rejecting several prospects, they finally settle on a biker named Harry Sachz (pronounced "Hairy Sack"), whose name the duo find amusing. Over the next six weeks, they proceed to drive him into a near-homicidal rage through repeated prank calls, involving the flushing of a toilet and other scatological noises.
Fed up with the constant harassment, Sachz eventually purchases a caller ID and uses it to track their phone number. He then calls Beavis and Butt-head back and tells them they've won a free pizza as a ruse to find out where they live, but incredibly they are unable to remember their own address to tell him where to deliver it. When Sachz asks them to read the address off their mail, Butt-head reads Stewart's name and address off some mail he and Beavis stole from the Stevensons' mailbox.
Thinking his ruse has succeeded, Sachz then goes to Stewart's house and kicks the front door in. Seizing Stewart and lifting him up by the arm, he calls him a "little worm" and demands to know if it was him. Stewart, of course, has no idea what he's talking about and for a second, it looks like Sachz is going to hit him, until Stewart's father walks in, yelling about the noise. Seeing the cordless phone in Mr. Stevenson's hand, Sachz screams, "IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?! I'll KILL YOU!!!" and tackles him. He then drags him into the bathroom and gives him a swirly, telling him that if he ever calls him again, he will find him, wherever he is, and do it again. To which he adds, "But just to make sure you don't call me, I'm gonna stick this phone, where you'll have an awful hard time dialin' it!" Against his pleas for mercy, Sachz then shoves the phone up Mr. Stevenson's rectum.
Later that night, Beavis and Butt-head are on their front porch, the latter complaining that he's hungry and wondering where the pizza is. Seeing an ambulance and several police cars down the road at Stewart's house, they try to call him and find out what's going on. As a result, just as Mr. Stevenson is loaded into the ambulance, the phone starts to ring painfully inside his anus.
When nobody answers their call, Beavis and Butt-head conclude that the Stevensons must not be home and Beavis suggests that they call Harry Sachz again. Butt-head agrees and the episode ends with the two of them going into the bathroom and the sound of the phone being dialed. Sachz is heard answering the call, followed by the sound of the toilet flushing and the duo laughing.
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Transcript
[We open with Beavis and Butt-Head watching TV. Suddenly, the door bell rings.] Butt-Head: Get the door, Beavis. Mailman: Um, here is a new phonebook, dude. [Beavis takes the phonebook and shuts the door on him.] Beavis: Yeah. Hey, Butt-Head, check it out. New phonebook. Butt-Head: Cool. Let's, like, call someone. Beavis: Yeah. [They begin flipping random pages, looking for a name.] Butt-Head: Uh, "Taylor, Bob". No. Uh, "Ma-Matthews, Al". Beavis: No. Come on, Butt-Head. Butt-Head: Uh. "Sachz, Sachz". "Harry". Harry Sachz. Beavis: Yeah. Harry SACHZ! Butt-Head: This is gonna be cool. Beavis: Yeah! Harry Sachz! [Butt-Head dials the number. The phone rings and Harry, who's sitting on his recliner watching TV, answers the phone.] Harry: Hello. [Beavis and Butt-Head started flushing toliet to prank call and Harry hangs up.] Butt-Head: That was cool! Beavis: Yeah! Let's call him back! Butt-Head: Uh, okay. This time, let's say something. [Butt-Head dials Harry's phone number again.] Harry: [His phone rings, and he answers again.] Uh, hello? Beavis: Um. U-um... You suck! [Butt-Head flushes the toilet again, and Beavis hangs up.] Butt-Head: That was pretty funny, Beavis! Beavis: Yeah, thanks. [TWO WEEKS LATER] Harry: [The phone rings again, and this time, Harry snatches the phone up.] Hello?! [Beavis and Butt-Head flush the toliet yet again. Harry starts growling angrily and slams the phone down in fury.] [ONE MONTH LATER] Harry: [The phone rings again and Harry answers the phone] Yeah? [The sound of Butt-Head taking a dump is heard, along with Beavis flushing the toilet YET AGAIN!] Beavis: It's Harry Sachz! Harry: You!! [He crushes the beer in his hand and slams the phone down. He then looks on the Caller ID, showing Beavis and Butt-Head's phone number. He begins to laugh, knowing they just sealed their fate.] Now, somebody gonna die! [Harry dials the number to call Beavis and Butt-Head, then pulls out a pencil and paper to write their address.] Butt-Head: [He hears the phone ring, and answers it.] Uh, hello? Harry: Hey, congratulations! You just won yourself a free pizza. Butt-Head: Cool! Harry: We'll be happy to deliver right over your house. What's your address? Butt-Head: Uh. Harry: You don't know your own address? Butt-Head: Uh. Harry: Uh, tell your what. Do have with the mail around? Read me the address off of that. Butt-Head: Hey, is there any like, mail around here? Beavis: Um. Uh, let's see. Just that stuff we took out of Stewart's mailbox. [He pulls out a pile of envelopes they stole from Stewart's house and hands them to Butt-Head.] Butt-Head: Uh, okay. Harry: Good. Now, what is this say? [Begins to write down what Butt-Head's reading off to him.] Butt-Head: Uh... Stewart Stevenson. Uh, 67 Maple Street. Now hurry up get that pizza over here. I'm hungry. [Harry hangs up and he gets ready to go find them, snapping his pencil in half out of sheer rage.] [We then cut to Stewart's house, where Stewart's playing a video game peacefully.] Mrs. Stevenson: Care for some cookies Stewart? Stewart: All right, thanks Mom! [Suddenly, Harry kicks the front door open. Stewart and his mom scream in horror.] Harry: [He grabs Stewart by his arm.] You little worm! Was it you? Was it?! Stewart: I didn't do anything! [Harry pulls his arm back, ready to punch him.] Mr. Stevenson: [Walks out of the kitchen, with a phone in his hand.] Damn it! What all the noise in here? I'm on the phone... [Stops to see Harry turn his attention to him now.] Oh, my god! Harry: [He throws Stewart to the ground, and points at him now.] It was YOU, wasn't it?! I'LL KILL YOU!! Mr. Stevenson: [He tries to dial 911 at this point.] Damn it! Operator! No! [Harry tackles him to the ground, then drags him towards the bathroom.] Ow! Hey, this is between you and Stewart! Get him! [Harry kicks the bathroom door open, while he screams in sheer terror.] Please! [Harry put Mr. Stevenson's head in the toliet and flushes it.] Harry: You like the way that sounds, funny man?! Huh?! Mr. Stevenson: [He pushes himself out of the toilet.] No! It must be Stewart! Ow! Harry: Listen very carefully, funny man! If you ever, EVER call me again, I swear, I'll find you, wherever you are, and I'll GUT YOU!! But just to make sure you don't call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awful hard time dialing it! [He grabs the phone, then pulls down Mr. Stevenson's pants.] Mr. Stevenson: No! Please! No! [Harry rams the phone up his ass as he screams in agony. Later, he's being rushed to the hospital.] Hey! Ow! Take it easy, be careful. [He groans in pain.] [Meanwhile, Beavis and Butt-Head are standing outside, waiting for the "pizza".] Butt-Head: Damn it! I'm hungry! Where the hell's my pizza? Beavis: Whoa! Hey, Butt-Head, looks like someone going on Stewart's house. Butt-Head: Oh, yeah? Let's call him. [He goes in inside to call, not knowing the phone is up Mr. Stevenson's ass.] Mr. Stevenson: [The phone begins ringing in his ass.] Ow! Ahhh! Could somebody get that?! That might be in the office! [Butt-Head continues to wait for someone to answer, and Beavis watches the ambulance leave.] Butt-Head: Uh, nobody's home. Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. Let's call that Harry Sachz dude again. Butt-Head: Yeah. Harry Sachz. [Beavis and Butt-Head go into the bathroom to call Harry again.] Harry: Hello? [They flush the toilet YET AGAIN!] |
Featured Music Videos
- The Bucketheads - "The Bomb"
- Bon Jovi - "Something For the Pain"
- Del Amitri - "Roll To Me"
Trivia
- According to this episode, Butt-head's phone number is 555-2868
- The stolen mail reveals that Stewart's address is 67 Maple Street
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