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Washing the Dog
Season 2, Episode 23
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Air date July 8, 1993
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Washing the Dog is the 23rd episode of Season 2 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the 29th overall episode.

PlotEdit

Beavis and Butt-Head volunteer to wash Anderson's poodle, Collette. So, they throw her in a local laundromat's dryer, only to go for a ride themselves!

CharactersEdit

Featured Music VideosEdit

  • Porno for Pyros - "Pets"
  • Soundgarden - "Outshined"
  • Black Box - "Everybody, Everybody"
  • The Stray Cats - "Rock This Town"

Transcript Edit

[We open to Beavis and Butt-Head watching a soap opera. Beavis is seen picking his nose.]

Nurse: Ok, comfy, Mr. Swadderton?

Mr. Swadderton: [Is seen staring at the nurses cleavage] Ummm, oh yes, I'm fine!

Butt-Head: [Starts laughing] That guy's old!

Mrs. Swadderton: You're just being nice to my rich husband so he'll put you in his will! [The nurse gasps upon hearing the accusation.]

Narrator: Tune in tomorrow for another episode of The Rich and the Horny.

[Suddenly, Beavis and Butt-Head get huge thought bubbles over their heads.]

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. Do we know any old guys?

Butt-Head: [He takes a moment, but comes up with...] Mr. Anderson!

Beavis: Yeah! That's cool!

[And so, the boys head over to Tom Anderson's house, and ring his doorbell.]

Butt-Head: Hey, Mr. Anderson! Are you gonna die pretty soon?

Beavis: Yeah, and leave all your money to someone?

Butt-Head: That would be cool!

Tom Anderson: Boys, every man faces death. The Lord knows I've faced it many times. I took lead at Anzio. I was napalmed in Korea. And boy, that little philly in Paris put an awful strain on my ticker, I tell ya what!

Butt-Head: [He starts laughing at the "ticker" part] On your what?

Tom Anderson: Yep, boys, I've arm-wrsetled with death all my life. But, it's been a good life, and when the grim reaper comes a-knockin', this van will stop rockin'.

Butt-Head: So, are you gonna die pretty soon?

Tom Anderson: Yep, boys. I'm afraid it's inevitable.

Beavis: Cool!

Butt-Head: So, like, uhh... You got any, like, chores you want us to do?

Beavis: Yeah! We won't charge you nothing. [The sound of a poodle barking is heard.]

Tom Anderson: Well, that's mighty nice of you boys! Let's see here. Hmm... [He looks down at his dog, Collette, who smells of vomit and feces] Well, you can give Collette here a bath. She ain't been feeling too well lately. She's been rolling around in her own sick.

Butt-Head: [He smells the rancid odor radiating off of her] Smells like teen spirit.

Beavis: Smells like your butt!

Butt-Head: Ok, dude. We'll be back. [They leave and take her to the local laundromat.] This is gonna be cool.

[Inside, they're staring at the sign, which reads "$1.00 PER LOAD". They start laughing.]

Butt-Head: It says "load".

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. These things cost money.

Butt-Head: That sucks!

Elderly Woman: Boys, would you do me a favor and watch my laundry while I go to the store?

Beavis: Ummm, are you gonna die pretty soon?

Elderly Woman: I'm sorry, son. I can't hear you. You'll have to speak up.

Butt-Head: [He speaks louder for her] Uhh, never mind! We'll watch your stuff!

[As she leaves, they start throwing her laundry all over the floor. Beavis picks up a pair of underwear.]

Beavis: Look! An old lady's panties! [He then puts Collette into the washer.]

Butt-Head: [He starts laughing] It's a poodle. Set it on "delicate".

Beavis: This is gonna be cool!

[The washer begins to wash Collette, tossing her round and round in the machine.]

Beavis & Butt-Head: [They start singing their own lyrics to Judas Priest's "Breakin' the Law"] WASHIN' THE DOG - WASHIN' THE DOG! WASHIN' THE DOG - WASHIN' THE DOG! [They look inside and start laughing again.]

Beavis: You think she's clean yet?

Butt-Head: Yeah, take her out!

[They shut off the washer and pull Collette out, who is now extremely dizzy and disoriented. She tries to stand up but can't.]

Butt-Head: Whoa! Check it out! She's stoned!

[Suddenly, as they laugh, another thought appears over their head. Seconds later, they're now inside the washer, getting bounced around. Outside the machine, customers watch in horror at what is happening.]

Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis! I just made my pants dirtier!

Beavis: Hey! Look at the window! Those people can see us!

Butt-Head: Yeah! To them, my face looks like a sock!

[Suddenly, the washer finally comes to a stop. They get out and become just as disoriented as Collette is. They start doing air guitar, then puke all over themselves, including Collette as well.]

Beavis: [He laughs.] I barfed on the dog!

Butt-Head: I barfed on you!

Beavis: That was cool!

[They start cleaning themselves off with the pair of panties they found.]

Butt-Head: Let's go. Doing chores wipes me out.

Beavis: You said "wipe"!

[They take Collette home, much to the dismay of Tom Anderson, who sees she's dirtier than before!]

Tom Anderson: She smells worse than when I gave her to you!

Beavis: I don't smell nothing!

Butt-Head: Uhh, we used a special new dog detergent. "Lemon Scented Chunks".

Tom Anderson: Well, detergent ain't enough, boys. You gotta use the good old elbow grease.

Butt-Head: We used, uhh, stomach grease.

Tom Anderson: You know, it's like the story of the two frogs who fell in a pan of boiling milk. One of 'em said "I'm done for", and he gave up and died. The other one started flappin' his little froggy arms, flappin' his arms, flappin' his arms, 'til finally, he was standing on a big chunk of cheese.

Butt-Head: Whoa! We gotta try that!

Beavis: Yeah! Got any milk?

Tom Anderson: All's I'm sayin' is you boys need to get up off your butts and work harder.

Butt-Head: Hey! It was free, ass-wipe!

Tom Anderson: That's it! Get your worthless hides off my property and don't ever come back!

Butt-Head: Uhh, ok, but, uhh... We got just one question.

Tom Anderson: GET OUT!!

Butt-Head: Uhh, can we be in your will? [Tom then slams the door in their faces.]

GalleryEdit

CensorshipEdit

  • This episode was banned for animal cruelty (Beavis and Butt-Head washing Mr. Anderson's dog in a washing machine) and dangerous behavior that can easily be imitated in real life (Beavis and Butt-Head riding inside a laundromat dryer). The episode was banned only for the first run of the show; it is still shown in syndication, nominated as one of the coolest episodes of the show.

TriviaEdit

  • Title card was changed for all home video releases.

SourcesEdit



Episodes vte
Pilot Frog Baseball · Peace, Love & Understanding
Season 1 Give Blood · Door To Door · Sign Here · Balloon
Season 2 Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At The Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes'R'Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be
Season 3 Comedians · Carwash · Couch Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods ·Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Citizen Butt-Head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time
Season 4 Most Wanted · Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5 Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6 Bungholio: The Lord of Harvest (Butt-O-Ween) · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh Huh Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7 Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead
Season 8 Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down
See also: Episode List

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