Wet Behind the Rears
Season 5, Episode 112
Air date January 29, 1995
Episode guide
Bad Dog

Wet Behind the Rears is the 19th episode in Season 5 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the overall 112th episode.


The duo is sitting on the football field during gym class then a javelin hits Beavis' hand. Then in the locker room Beavis is covered in blood and Coach Buzzcut tells them to take a shower but they don't want to so they decide to take a shower in their underwear then the fire alarm rings. And Coach Buzzcut tells them to get out so everybody saw Beavis and Butt-Head in their underwear and it turns out that Coach Buzzcut and Principal McVicker set the fire alarm so Beavis and Butt-Head would be humiliated.


  • Beavis
  • Butt-head
  • Coach Buzzcut
  • Principal McVicker


Butt-Head: Pools oteris.

Beavis: Yeah.

Butt-Head: Batawn desert.

Beavis: Yeah.

Butt-Head: Jabelin thrower.

Beavis: Yeah. [Someone threw the thing on Beavis hand, and started screaming]

Butt-Head: Whoa.

Beavis: Ow.

Butt-Head: You dumbass. I warned you [Buzzcut blowing the whistle]

Buzzcut: All right, man. Hit the showers, now!

Beavis: Ow.

Buzzcut: Where the hell think you're going?

Butt-Head: Uh, to class.

Beavis: Um, Y-Yeah. Yeah, class.

Buzzcut: Maybe you didn't hear me when i'm told you the hit the showers.

Butt-Head: Uh, we said you'll real like talking the somebody.

Buzzcut: I was talking, to everybody.

Butt-Head: But like, Uh, we didn't slet.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah. It's even same sir. Um, I just wait to I get home to take shower.

Buzzcut: Look at you boy. You're cover then crap.

Beavis: Um, that was last one week. This is blood sir.

Buzzcut: Damn it, this class. Is psyical education. And that in care, for personal hygene. Hit the showers now, or fail.

Butt-Head: Uh, well. It looks kind a crap.

Buzzcut: Do I have undress your head Butt-Head.

Butt-Head: Uh, no.

Beavis: Yeah. No. This sucks. I hate taking showers.

Butt-Head: Yeah. I don't want some naked dude standing on the swan nest to me.

Beavis: Yeah, really. I don't want some naked dude standing next to me swan sanging around. Hey good game man.

Butt-Head: You better not look at me, fartknocker, i'll kick your ass.

Beavis: I'll kick your ass.

Students: Hey, Beavis and Butthead, are you guys finally take a shower?

Butt-Head: Uh, um, hey dude.

Beavis: Um...

Students: I've never see you guys take a shower before for.

Butt-Head: Uh, yeah.

Students: How come your guys never take a shower?

Butt-Head: Uh... Hey Beavis. It's all clear.

Students: Hey, Beavis. Can you help me with this?

Beavis: [Groaning]

Buzzcut: I'm beginning to wonder if you boys have ever takin a shower your life. What the hell do you think you're doing with your underwear still on?

Beavis: Um, we don't want anyone looking at my ass.

Butt-Head: Yeah. Are you one of those gym teachers that watch the dudes shower?

Buzzcut: Damn it, boy. You have me pushed me this far. You're not getting out this time. I'm gonna tear your... [Fire Alarm Ringing] That's a fire alarm. Now hurry up and get outta here.

Butt-Head: Dude, we have been saved. With the power slam.

Beavis: Yeah. Fire drills rule!

Buzzcut: Are you deaf? That's a fire alarm, get the hell outta here now!

Butt-Head: Uh, we're just gonna like, get dressed first.

Beavis: We'll be right out. See you later.

Buzzcut: That is a fire alarm. That means the school might me burning down. Now if you don't get the hell outta here. I'm gonna personality grab your bad aids grundies. And drag you outside in front of the entire student body. So get the hell out! NOW!!! [Students still outside] Get out there, before I drag you out.

Girl Students: Hey look, it's Beavis and Butt-Head. [All Laughing]

Mr. McVicker: Uh... Good job.

Buzzcut: That's too bad. Another minute they might have been naked. [Buzzcut Laughs]

Mr. McVicker: Yeah. Look at 'em.



  • The title is based on the expression "wet behind the ears".
    • Unlike the name of the episode, Beavis and Butt-head never actually get wet.
  • Included, without music videos, in disc 1 of the 2006 "Mike Judge Collection Vol. 2" DVD set.
  • The clip of Beavis getting stabbed in the hand by a javelin is reused in the montage sequence on the episode "Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead".
  • This episode is the only episode to show two music videos together.
  • Beavis teases the censors by saying fire alarm.
  • This episode was originally shown with only this video during Butt-Bowl II. The full episode with all videos premiered 1/31/95.
  • During the Yes video, Butt-head got past the censors by saying, "If I would turn into a bird, I would turn into a cock."
  • Highland High conducted their January fire drill just in the nick of time before it was too late, as only two days were left in the month.


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Pilot Frog Baseball · Peace, Love & Understanding
Season 1 Give Blood · Door To Door · Sign Here · Balloon
Season 2 Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At The Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes'R'Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be
Season 3 Comedians · Carwash · Couch Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods ·Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Citizen Butt-Head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time
Season 4 Most Wanted · Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5 Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6 Bungholio: The Lord of Harvest (Butt-O-Ween) · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh Huh Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7 Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead
Season 8 Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down
See also: Episode List