The episode opens as we see beavis struggling to separate the burger patties.
Beavis: Ahh, Dammit, (He places the meat on the grill and slices it with his hand, only to accidentally touch the hot grill) Owww.
Burger World Manager: What happened to your hand?
Butthead: He was playing with the meat.
Burger World Manager: What? Dammit Beavis there's nothing wrong with you.
Beavis: Huh? Oh yeah, I'll be damned.
Burger World Manager: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out anymore Worker's Compensation.
Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
Burger World Manager: No you idiot, Worker's Compensation, If you get hurt at work, the government makes me send you home and pay you money for not working, so stay out of trouble.
Butthead: Whoa, did you hear that Beavis? If you like get hurt at work, we can go home and still get paid.
Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah, He should of told us that a long time ago.
Butthead: Yeah (Hits Beavis)
Beavis: Ahhh, What the hell are you doing fartknocker?
Butthead: Uhhh, I'm like hurting you so we can get some money.
Beavis: Oh yeah, okay but just don't touch my nads.
Butthead: Uhhh, this is like gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me. (He hits Beavis several times.) Dammit, this is taking too long.
Beavis: Maybe you should try kicking me.
Butthead: Uhhh, okay. (He kicks Beavis in the groin hard enough to knock him over and proceeds to stomp on him repeatedly) I kicked your ass.
Beavis: Yeah, thanks. So where's the money?
Butthead: Uhhh, I think we need to like show that manager dude that you can't work or something.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Positive Acting Teen: Hello, I've been standing here for like 15 minutes.
Beavis: May I like help you or something?
Positive Acting Teen: Uh, yeah. Get me some chicken fingers and some small fries, and (Beavis starts to leave) hey, hey, I'm not gonna keep waiting you know.
Beavis: Ahhh, dammit, I can still work.
Butthead: Uhhh, okay. Uhhh, hold still I'm gonna finish the job.
Beavis: No, No, Ahhh.
Burger World Manager: Hey, what the hell is going on here?
Butthead: Uhhh, we're like trying to get some of that Worker's Constipation.
Burger World Manager: You don't get worker's comp for fighting. It has to be an accident.
Beavis: You mean we need to like poop in our pants, poop.
Burger World Manager: No you moron, you have to be injured by something on the job, now clean yourself up and get back to work.
Butthead: Uhhh, why didn't that fartknocker tell us that before?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, really, he keeps leaving stuff out.
Beavis: Just doing some work here, ahhhh.
Butthead: Come on Beavis, stick it in there.
Beavis: Butthead, you said.
Butthead: Uh, like drive up to the window please, as fast as possible.
Butthead: Uh, hey Beavis, like stick your head out the window so the car will hit you.
Beavis: Oh, yeah, yeah, Ahhhh, um, Hey how's it going?
Burger World Manager: What the hell is going on?
Beavis: Dammit, we were carved for that Worker's Constipation and this bunghole stole our idea.
Butthead: Can you show us how you did that?
Burger World Manager: You bastards! (He gets up and tries to attack the boys, only to slip again).